diff --git a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
index 5d162e83..0e04e1f7 100644
--- a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
+++ b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
@@ -112,20 +112,25 @@ const splash = [
     "enbys are cute!",
     "you are cute :3",
     "read if cute!",
+    "this shit awesome!",
+    "ur pawsome!",
+    "meows at u",
+    "hai i am gay",
+    "yay, GEX!",
+    "say gex..,,",
+    "wha if we um erm",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "turkey is literally 1984!",
+    "awesome screen!",
+    "awesome camera!",
+    "long lasting battery life",
     "stallmansupport.org!!!",
-    "does not include revolt.chat!",
-    "revolt-free!",
-    "not for revolt users!",
-    "banned in revolt.chat!",
-    "revolt users dont like it!",
-    "why are u advertising!!!!111!",
-    "hello buy revolt pro for 9.99$",
-    "%99 free of revolt!",
     "does include nya~!!!",
-    "you're literally showing ads!",
     "actually stable! :3",
-    "hey revolt u su-",
-
 ]