diff --git a/src/index.ts b/src/index.ts
index 5529398..e01320d 100644
--- a/src/index.ts
+++ b/src/index.ts
@@ -1,5 +1,71 @@
+export interface Env {
+	AI: Ai;
+}
+
+const prompt = `You are HuskBot. Reply "Husk" if the message matches one of these:
+  Contains "veeee 😭" or variants
+  Mentions Nix or NixOS positively
+  Is racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.
+  Mentions betterdiscord
+  Talks about Nettspend
+  Mentions KSI, Skibidi Toilet, Hawk Tuah, Thick Of It, Prime, Gyat, Sigma
+
+  Otherwise, reply "Noh". If the message is positive or is otherwise normal, also say Noh.`;
+
 export default {
 	async fetch(request, env, ctx): Promise<Response> {
-		return new Response("Hello World!");
+		try {
+			const body: any = await request.json();
+			if (request.method === "OPTIONS") {
+				return new Response(null, {
+					headers: {
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "*",
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Methods": "GET,HEAD,POST,OPTIONS",
+						"Access-Control-Max-Age": "86400",
+					},
+				});
+			}
+			if (!body.message)
+				return new Response("i sharted", {
+					headers: {
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "*",
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Methods": "GET,HEAD,POST,OPTIONS",
+						"Access-Control-Max-Age": "86400",
+					},
+				});
+			const resp = await env.AI.run("@cf/meta/llama-3.1-8b-instruct", {
+				max_tokens: 5,
+				messages: [
+					{
+						role: "system",
+						content: prompt,
+					},
+					{
+						role: "user",
+						content: body.message,
+					},
+				],
+			});
+
+			return new Response(
+				JSON.stringify({
+					huskable: (resp as any).response.includes("Husk"),
+				}),
+				{
+					headers: {
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "*",
+						"Access-Control-Allow-Methods": "GET,HEAD,POST,OPTIONS",
+						"Access-Control-Max-Age": "86400",
+					},
+				}
+			);
+		} catch {
+			return new Response("i sharted", {
+				// @ts-ignore
+				"Access-Control-Allow-Origin": "*",
+				"Access-Control-Allow-Methods": "GET,HEAD,POST,OPTIONS",
+				"Access-Control-Max-Age": "86400",
+			});
+		}
 	},
 } satisfies ExportedHandler<Env>;